April 2013
1 post
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March 2013
1 post
February 2013
5 posts
“You all up in the Kool-Aid, and don’t know the flavor”
– African American Proverb: one who is attempting to insert their opinion into a conversation without fully knowing what is being discussed
(via blackproverbs)
You ever tell a nigga from NY you dont like Mobb...
lyriciss:
chaosghost:
Or Wu-Tang?
See how they try to clown you?
Now, let them same niggas tell a nigga from the South they dont like UGK, or Outkast, or Ball and G
Watch how that NY nigga will try to downplay that shit and make it seem insignificant
Maaaaaan…TRUTH.
January 2013
5 posts
Sometimes...
lyriciss:
You meet people and you have absolutely no idea how they’re going to fit into your life and under what role. You just know that they should be there and appreciate that they are.
kpines:
YOU MESSED UP MY DOLLAR………………………………..
…………………RAMA
December 2012
19 posts
Roxxy's Resolutions
So, its almost time to ring in the new year. With the time ticking away, I decided to reminisce on 2012 and decide what needs to be changed for 2013, hence my resolutions:
1. No more calling other women bitches (even though the bitches love it, according to Drake). I shall now refer to them as trollops, harpies or common tarts. I’m fancy.
2. No more shitting at other peoples house and not...
The 'yes or no' game.
dopest-ethiopian:
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
“There’s a stereotype that black people are lazy. I don’t know if that’s true,...”
– Lance Crouther (via rattlingbone)
Sometimes you read something and your whole perspective of a situation changes. This is one of those things.
(via interactivesleep)
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The gifs
(via sharvondaphotog)
iamthedeadpool:
Popped a Sezsu I’m Saiyan
WOO
POPPED A SENZU I’M SAIYAN
WOOO
4 tags
Brother: “Chrissy, what time is it?” Me: “ADVENTURE TIME!” Brother: -_- “A nigga already doesn’t feel like going to work, what fuckin time is it?” Me: “10:39” :(
Playing With Telemarketers
I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.
ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.
ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
ME: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
ME: OK, hold on.
At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
ME: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: The phone company.
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
ME: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
ME: 7 days a week.?
AT&T: That's right.
ME: 365 days a year.?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
ME: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
ME: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know.
AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for
ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.
At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.
SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
ME: Yeah.
SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
ME: Is This A T &T?
SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
ME: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan.?
ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family" thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
AT&T: *click*
ask-2p-maria:
whimmy-bam:
reichenballs:
...
November 2012
17 posts
jitsudelphian asked: Does the applicant get gifts as well? Is your birthday really close to christmas? Would one gift be acceptable for the two days?
Holiday Boyfriend Application
With the holidays (including my birthday) vastly approaching, I have decided that I will be requiring the services of a gentleman caller. If you are intersted, please fill out the following:
1. Are you willing to begin dating me in December?
2. Do you understand that by “date” I mean purchase me gifts?
3. Do you also understand that your penis is not considered a gift?
4. Are...
I don't really care how many females call me...
lyriciss:
I’ll never believe that shit myself, for real.
No, this ain’t me fishing for compliments or being “woe is me”.
Just something to state because there’s a few females that get mad at me because I don’t call myself “sexy” or “handsome”.
Then again, I don’t get why I would say it about myself like a fuckin’ dick anyway. But yeah…
I’m ‘bout that “average looking nigga with...
October 2012
3 posts
